@ muserevival | 116.5. ten things

[magicmelody]

Ten questions you're asking yourself @ muserevival

1. Why is it always the most self-centred and self-entitled people who are the biggest whiners?
2. And why do said people think the whole world cares about their sloppy emo shitpile?
3. Why do most dudes who always tell you how huge their dicks are actually barely packing 4 inches?
4. Why are there so many bad pick-up lines still being used?
5. Why can't middle aged people see how bad their faces look with too much plastic surgery?
6. Why do people still think two dicks in a committed relationship means bad parenting is inevitable?
7. Why the fuck do people still think they have the right to dictate someone else's life and existence according to their genitals?
8. Why the fuck is there an assumption that people with tattoos are drugged up losers or Satan worshiping rapists?
9. Why does life seem to always drop things into your lap to make you question everything all at once?
10. Why do people think angels live in heaven when they actually walk among us?

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[magicmelody]

I have to say, despite being wiped out with the flu, this one has been nothing but a sweetheart with a wicked sense of humour. It's been nice having the company.

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[privateinvestigations]

Sixteen Vaginas, Vagina Hard, Vagina Cop, Bravevagina, Vagina Redemption, One Flew Over the Vagina's Nest, Clockwork Vagina, Full Metal Vagina, To Kill a Vagina, Vagina in Black, The Good The Bad and The Vagina, Lord of the Vagina, It's a Wonderful Vagina, Raiders of the Lost Vagina, Saving Private Vagina, Back to the Vagina, Singing in the Vagina, The Vagina on Wall Street, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Vaginas, Fistful of Vagina.

I need to get out more.

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[wordsofwisdom]

Fin's in a really shitty mood today. You know it's true love when they're in a bad mood and feeling shit, but you still think they're adorable.