"The remedy is the experience."
Nov. 21st, 2016 01:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Who: Paris Hart and Jude Willis
What: Necessary evils
Where: Oncology Unit, Mount Sinai
When: Sunday
Paris wasn't in the best of moods, but for once, it couldn't just be put down to being a bitch. Sure, he was that, but he had a valid reason to not be feeling particularly chirpy that morning. It was Sunday, and instead of being home in bed naked with his husband after a fantastic night of marital sex, he was arriving at the Oncology Unit, for another dose of chemo to commence. So far, he still had his hair. He kept checking if it was falling out, but it wasn't. He had also made Mikey put in writing that he wouldn't be all white knight and shave his head if Paris did lose his hair. He didn't want them both to looking like a badly shaved nutsack for the duration of this.
The one silver lining of all this was that Paris had a central line and didn't need a thing shoved into the same sites over and over again every time they did this. The downside was that they ran in on fluids every time along with something to try to curb the nausea he had been experiencing, so they put a new IV in his hand or arm every few days. That was how he got here, eyeing Jude off with much scrutiny while the student nurse got all his medical shit together to put a new IV in Paris' hand. Only, Paris' veins there had given him a giant Fuck You, and a vein collapsed on Jude's first shot. Then the second when he tried Paris' other hand.
Now he was telling Paris he should probably try further up the arm. It was probably protocol, but Jude was finding himself on the rude end of a bitchglare. "If you don't get it this time, I get to stab you next... in the penis. It'll be just like a Prince Albert, only with less bling. You can post a picture of it on Instagram and show all your nurse friends how much better your patient can handle a needle than you can. We can even make a duck face together and I'll up your hit count."
What: Necessary evils
Where: Oncology Unit, Mount Sinai
When: Sunday
Paris wasn't in the best of moods, but for once, it couldn't just be put down to being a bitch. Sure, he was that, but he had a valid reason to not be feeling particularly chirpy that morning. It was Sunday, and instead of being home in bed naked with his husband after a fantastic night of marital sex, he was arriving at the Oncology Unit, for another dose of chemo to commence. So far, he still had his hair. He kept checking if it was falling out, but it wasn't. He had also made Mikey put in writing that he wouldn't be all white knight and shave his head if Paris did lose his hair. He didn't want them both to looking like a badly shaved nutsack for the duration of this.
The one silver lining of all this was that Paris had a central line and didn't need a thing shoved into the same sites over and over again every time they did this. The downside was that they ran in on fluids every time along with something to try to curb the nausea he had been experiencing, so they put a new IV in his hand or arm every few days. That was how he got here, eyeing Jude off with much scrutiny while the student nurse got all his medical shit together to put a new IV in Paris' hand. Only, Paris' veins there had given him a giant Fuck You, and a vein collapsed on Jude's first shot. Then the second when he tried Paris' other hand.
Now he was telling Paris he should probably try further up the arm. It was probably protocol, but Jude was finding himself on the rude end of a bitchglare. "If you don't get it this time, I get to stab you next... in the penis. It'll be just like a Prince Albert, only with less bling. You can post a picture of it on Instagram and show all your nurse friends how much better your patient can handle a needle than you can. We can even make a duck face together and I'll up your hit count."