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[aussielawyer]

Justin's discharged and home. Crashed out as soon as we got here. Don't think I'm even going to try to get him into his PJs.

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[notskywalker]

Okay, so tonight Harley wanting to make himself scarce while Julian had the evening with his family led to The Bondi (and yours truly) playing host to Liam, Harley, Beau, and Max for a "quiet drink". I thought at least two of these lads were teetotal, but apparently not. When they got there, they hooked up with Jax and Dex.

Tabletop topless dancing, almost complete Full Monty stripping, lap-dancing, tequila body shots, drunk Karaoke, humping the piano, dirty dancing, a tutorial on the benefits of "Naked Yoga", and an actual marriage proposal from a chick later, I think an epic fuck ton of Tylenol is going to be needed tomorrow.

Plus, I think Dex and Jax fucked in my office.

Fucking priceless. I apologise to all the significant others who I am going to deliver this lot home to.

The moral of the story? Never leave a 'live for the moment' American in possession of a bottle of tequila in the company of three Brits without supervision...

PS. There may or may not be a new piercing or tattoo on at least one of the culprits...

( Photographic evidence (the cleanest I could find) )

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[bitchpls]

That awkward moment where your other half comes home blinded, extremely horny and handsy, and wants to fuck you, but you're not allowed to give any fucks...

I somehow pictured him a refined drunk too.

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