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[aussielawyer]

Accidentally fell asleep, woke up with a Klingon wrapped around me semi-snoring near my ear #itsnotwhatitsoundslike

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[aussielawyer]

Fucking stuffed.

[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Mark

[agentsullivan]

Congratulations. It's a BOY.

He's yours. 100%. Emailed you the results.

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[aussielawyer]

Mark Campbell is now friends with Justin Carlisle

Mark Campbell was added as Justin Carlisle's father.

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[yousexything]

Lost my voice. Honey and lemon doing sweet FA. FFS.

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[footprintsinthesand]

Julian's awake and conscious. Pain levels still up there but controlled. Starting him on oral fluids soon. No signs of organ rejection, fingers crossed it stays that way. Thanks to all the Facebook adds to send me messages checking on him. I pretty much don't know most of you, but it means a lot to me.

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[footprintsinthesand]

Part 2.

Clearly the first constructive thing to do after major transplant surgery is to bet each other who farts first. I bet it's in every medical manual out there.