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[whatabuzz]

It is not even 8am, and today I have already:

- Fallen out of bed
- Run out of coffee
- Kicked my toe
- Tripped on air
- Slammed my hand in the fridge door
- Not realised there was no toilet paper left on the roll
- Had my shower go cold in the middle
- Cut myself shaving
- And nearly caught myself in my zipper

Okay, world, I GET IT. I should just go back to bed.

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[truthrunswild]

Camping. Stat! A life depends on it.

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[onlyoneofme]

I'm so horny, I think I'm willing to sell my body.