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[writeyourownending]

If anyone with Footloose tickets in the next 6 months want to make a quick buck, their scalping price has quadrupled since Justin's Flash Mob in the Park. 16 year old girls are going to start selling their kidneys on the black market to get into that theatre soon.

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[privateinvestigations]

[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Jude @ starttomakeitbetter

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Thank you for the gifts, sweetheart. I love them. Just so you know, I thought it was just the flowers at first. Justin beat me to the theatre and kidnapped "Ren Junior". He was held hostage at the edge of the stage all night until everyone on the cast coughed up $50 for his charity. He was purple and he works for The Shades of Violet Foundation... Ren Junior's now become a mascot.

Working with kids these days, I tell ya' ;)

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[breakthesilence]

What are you supposed to do if your foster kid has a nightmare, and when you're cuddling him after it, he calls you "daddy"? This one wasn't in the handbook.