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[lifeinthefastlane]

I dealt with the rudest customer in the history of rude customers today... Thank fuck it's the weekend.

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[inkandleather]

No, but they should at least name a fucking ward after us. The Hartley Wing has a nice ring to it, I think.

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[letyourcolorsburst]

Nothing like commencing a day with an epic diaper explosion. I fucking swear we don't even put that much in her to start with.

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[onlyoneofme]

I'll be in The Full Monty!

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[breakthesilence]

I am basically just a complete waste of space. Really need a job, for distraction and the fact I think my jeans are about to fall apart at the seams.

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[inkandleather]

How much do I have to pay you and turn into a bitchzilla to get you to discharge my husband from hospital? I just want him home in our bed. Everything sucks.

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[lifethrualens]

I don't know what's been worse this week. My boyfriend giving me spew cooties, waving my brother off on a film trip to Africa, or watching my other new brother have a massive fit in front of me.