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OMG WHAT?! WHAT????????

IT'S A BABY! I HAVE A BABY! WE HAVE A BABY, OMG!

WHAT IS IT?? TELL ME! WHEN HOW WHEN?!

IT'S A BABY! OMG! HERE, JUST NOW! MY FACE HURTS, I HAVE A BABY!

WELL I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A GERBIL! OMG! BOY OR GIRL?! DO I HAVE A NIECE OR NEPHEW?!!! WHEN DID IT HAPPEN! TELL ME EVERYTHING!

It's a girl! It's a baby girl, I have a daughter. Oh my god, I have a daughter. She's so little and... and little and ginger, and oh my god she's little. She has toes! And fingers! At home, it was me! I delivered her! It happened so quickly, OMG.

You delivered her? Holy fuck. Just... fuck! What is her name? Can we see her?!

Daisy Grace Shaw. Both our maternal grandmother's names. Of course you can see her! We just need to wait until they check them over. We not long got to the hospital in the ambulance. I can't believe it! I can't believe I'm a daddy!

That is the most beautiful name ever! How big? What time? Tell me everything!

Well, see, Rosie read on a mommy blog that having sex could start labour, because she's so overdue and we were booked in for a C-Section on Monday. So, we might have maybe been trying the theory because she had a bad backache all day because she basically cleaned the apartment from top to bottom, and then some. And then... it was just happening! She wanted to push and the paramedics didn't have the chance to get here! She's 6lbs, 8ozs at she was born about 10.08pm.

Angel, dude, you have a miracle cock. GO YOU. Holy shit. There I was thinking I was the medical professional in the family. Do you know how amazing it is that you delivered your own child?

I think so. Maybe not really. I think it's going to hit me later when all teh dust settles. I still can't believe this happening and I'm a daddy. She's the most beautiful little thing I've ever seen.

Of course she is. Your life is going to feel so damn different from this moment on. Nothing you do will ever be without thinking about your two girls.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE UNCLES!!!!!!!!

OMG WE MISSED IT!!!! BUT SHE'S GORGEOUS!!!!

OMG WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO BE FIGHTING OVER SNUGGLING HER, AREN'T WE?

If we can steal her off Angel and Rose. We might never get the chance to touch her. Holy fuck, I'm going to get to meet her!!!

I know... We made it this far, baby. You get to hold your baby niece. As soon as we figure out how to finagle her away from her parents, that is.

I can't believe it. I didn't think I would get this chance. I knew she was a girl. I knew that much, but I can't believe this.

We've already made it so much farther than we might have let ourselves believe we could. I am so excited for our baby niece, and even more excited that you're here with me to be fabulous uncles together.

All this is worth it. The cancer, the chemo. It's all worth it to feel like this. I have the best family ever. BABY :D I need to teach you how to change diapers.

I am so unbelievably proud that you're my husband, Beau. I love you so much. And we're going to rock the uncle thing.

Diapers? Oh, god, diapers. O_O

We got this far, we're going to get through it. We have to. I want to see that little princess grow up and play Tinkerbell in the school play.

Yes, diapers. That comes with uncle territory.

Did you really think I was going to let you get away from me that easy, anyway? :P I can't wait to see her grow up with you beside me. But she can stay little for a bit. No rush on that.

Well... I fully intend on being a good uncle, so we better learn that quick.

I know my procedure is coming up soon and it's going to knock me out of action and the real world for a little while, but I have more to focus on getting better for now.

Maybe you can do some tactical sales-pitching to the mommy and daddy.