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IT'S A BABY! I HAVE A BABY! WE HAVE A BABY, OMG!
IT'S A BABY! OMG! HERE, JUST NOW! MY FACE HURTS, I HAVE A BABY!
WELL I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A GERBIL! OMG! BOY OR GIRL?! DO I HAVE A NIECE OR NEPHEW?!!! WHEN DID IT HAPPEN! TELL ME EVERYTHING!
OMFG I'M AN UNCLE!!!!
An uncle who is very glad that none of the baby wardrobe I purchased clashes with red hair. #uncleforesight
OMG YOU HAVE THE SWEETEST MOST CUTEST GINGER BABY EVER IN THE WORLD OMG!
An uncle who is very glad that none of the baby wardrobe I purchased clashes with red hair. #uncleforesight
OMG YOU HAVE THE SWEETEST MOST CUTEST GINGER BABY EVER IN THE WORLD OMG!
It's a girl! It's a baby girl, I have a daughter. Oh my god, I have a daughter. She's so little and... and little and ginger, and oh my god she's little. She has toes! And fingers! At home, it was me! I delivered her! It happened so quickly, OMG.
I HAVE A BABY!!! I HAVE A BABY! ME! I'M A DADDY!!! BEST DAY EVER!
You delivered her? Holy fuck. Just... fuck! What is her name? Can we see her?!
OMG OMG OMG! HOW IS ROSIE?! IS SHE OKAY?! DID SHE AMPUTATE YOUR BALLS?
I HAVE A GINGER NIECE OF ADORABLE AND AWESOME AND I THINK I'M DYING OF FEELINGS OVERLOADS!!
I HAVE A GINGER NIECE OF ADORABLE AND AWESOME AND I THINK I'M DYING OF FEELINGS OVERLOADS!!
Daisy Grace Shaw. Both our maternal grandmother's names. Of course you can see her! We just need to wait until they check them over. We not long got to the hospital in the ambulance. I can't believe it! I can't believe I'm a daddy!
NO BECAUSE I HAD TO DELIVER HER!!!!!!! ME! I DELIVERED OUR BABY! ALSO, YOUR NEW RUG IS RUINED. JUST SAYING!! She's so tiny and beautiful and amazing. Just like her mommy!
OMG WE MISSED IT!!!! BUT SHE'S GORGEOUS!!!!
That is the most beautiful name ever! How big? What time? Tell me everything!
I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE I GET TO BE AN UNCLE AND THAT RUG DIDN'T MATCH THE DECOR AS WELL AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD ANYWAY! YOU DELIVERED MY NIECE OMG YOU'RE AMAZING, AJ! I can't wait to meet her and hold her and hug her and kiss her little ginger hair and... OMG, that's not fair! She just made a gay man fall in love with a girl! :P
OMG WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO BE FIGHTING OVER SNUGGLING HER, AREN'T WE?
Oh my god, I'm a dad. I don't know whether to cry or throw up or just cry more. I helped make that! I make gorgeous babies.
Well, see, Rosie read on a mommy blog that having sex could start labour, because she's so overdue and we were booked in for a C-Section on Monday. So, we might have maybe been trying the theory because she had a bad backache all day because she basically cleaned the apartment from top to bottom, and then some. And then... it was just happening! She wanted to push and the paramedics didn't have the chance to get here! She's 6lbs, 8ozs at she was born about 10.08pm.
Don't throw up... One rug ruined today is enough. :P I'm so proud of you, AJ. You're an amazing guy, you know.
If we can steal her off Angel and Rose. We might never get the chance to touch her. Holy fuck, I'm going to get to meet her!!!
Angel, dude, you have a miracle cock. GO YOU. Holy shit. There I was thinking I was the medical professional in the family. Do you know how amazing it is that you delivered your own child?
I know... We made it this far, baby. You get to hold your baby niece. As soon as we figure out how to finagle her away from her parents, that is.
No, no. Rosie's the amazing one. She was freaking out at first, and then she was all like "Nope, I'm going to be awesome for this and nothing is going to go wrong with our baby, let's do this thing." She was amazing, Aussie. Like, I want to marry her right now.
I think so. Maybe not really. I think it's going to hit me later when all teh dust settles. I still can't believe this happening and I'm a daddy. She's the most beautiful little thing I've ever seen.
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