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Caprice "Reecy" Chester ([personal profile] headingforsomething) wrote in [community profile] dreamlikenewyork2016-05-14 10:13 pm

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I apparently have a whole posse of friends my age, but I'm a solitary fifth wheel hanging out with my middle-aged dad and his boyfriend, and 16 year old sweethearts. Yep, my life is in need of one fucking hell of an overhaul, and stat.
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-15 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
You were pretty open about his shit with Renz, so what's the difference? What's going on with you two anyway?
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-15 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'll get a fucking bitchslap if I call you Ross and Rachel, won't I? You do deserve to be happy, love. That much is indisputable. What are you searching for?
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-15 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Let's not fucking do that. I love my dick. Winnie? Wait, are you into chicks too? You said 'them'.
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-15 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure he'll want it to be working if his sex drive ever comes back. So, you got over wanting to bitchslap Romeo as a hobby? How about you come back NYC, hook up with a chick, and let me watch?
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-15 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
He's doing really fucking well. I'm proud of him. For once in my life, fucking isn't the priority. Hell must be freezing over. Fag Hag approval is serious fucking business. What went wrong with you and Jude? I sent him a text, but he doesn't seem to want to talk to me. Maybe we need to send in the big guns of Renz.
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-15 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Catching up with folk means a lot to him. He was over the moon to see Hols the other day too. Linc's worth fucking learning it for. Your dad hooking up must've been a huge thing for you too, love. You're okay with all that? The kid seems like a cool dude.
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-15 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Renz did. Dad prerogative. Good, I don't need you on the same train as Ange and Em. Yeah, I'm happy. Fucking shit ain't easy, but I'm happy he's still alive and still wants a bar of me. If that what got you thinking? Your dad's hooking up and happy, but you weren't?
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-15 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they asked me to fucking jizz in a cup. That's the last I know on the subject. Yeah, he's changed the way I fucking look at everything. You're a great gal, love. You deserve all that nice shit.
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2016-05-17 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Settle down. No one is fucking calling me daddy. Ever. You can have the world, love. You're already starting to conquer it.