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I apparently have a whole posse of friends my age, but I'm a solitary fifth wheel hanging out with my middle-aged dad and his boyfriend, and 16 year old sweethearts. Yep, my life is in need of one fucking hell of an overhaul, and stat.

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[wordsofwisdom]

He is the best rider here and he is going to slay all the people. Empty. So very, very empty.

[headingforsomething]

He is, and this is why I got us FIN FTW t-shirts made so he has his own cheer squad. Hey, at least we can say you won the title of biggest puke for the night.

[wordsofwisdom]

You just became my second favourite. Are they red? Red's his favourite colour. Unless it's roses, then it's yellow. I did. I should get a crown, it was that spectacular.

[headingforsomething]

They are, indeed, red. I weasled that little piece of info out him when I bought him icecream one day after school. I was too busy watching how adorable it was that Fin was holding your hair back to notice, cutie.

[wordsofwisdom]

Hell, yeah! You know, for someone who isn't officially a big sister, you've got the skills down. He did do that, didn't he? Aww.

[headingforsomething]

That is one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me, Shannon. He did, and it was sweet. You two just keep on doing what you're doing, because you have it down way more than most of us adults do, kiddo.

[wordsofwisdom]

It's true, though. I have two big sisters, so I'm an expert in it. You think so? I really want to get it right with Fin. I fucked up the other day, and I hurt him. It felt crap.

[headingforsomething]

So, you think I pass the test? I know so, cutie. You can't fake stuff like that. if it comes naturally, you've got it made.

[wordsofwisdom]

I'd adopt you, but I think Fin has dibs on that. And Justin. He's special, I love that it comes natural but I think he makes that easy.

[headingforsomething]

I'm happy to big sister all you kiddos. You make me smile. Oh, yeah? I think he thinks you're the one making it easy.

[wordsofwisdom]

Do you ever wish you had a real brother or sister? I know us little siblings can be a giant pain in the butt sometimes, though. Even if I got angry and yelled at him?

[headingforsomething]

Briefly when I was younger, but only because back then, I was too young to understand that daddy couldn't make a baby without a mommy. My BFF and I grew up together just like brother and sister, so that was plenty. I happen to like being surrounded by giant pains in the butt. They make me happy. Sweetie, we all screw up and hurt people we love sometimes.