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[americanskin]

Are you guys going to be alright getting home?

[imtoofabulous]

We're coming back early now. He's a miserable fucking bitch when he's sick. And, you know, it sucks being away when you feel crap.

[americanskin]

You're right, he is. So, Elsa's heart isn't completely frozen over?

[imtoofabulous]

Shush, don't fucking tell anyone :P

[americanskin]

I know your secrets, bitch. You just take care of my boy.

[imtoofabulous]

Yeah, I won't let him drop dead. I'm pretty fucking fond of him myself.

[americanskin]

Who would've thought that would ever be a thing. At least some of us are getting it right.

[imtoofabulous]

It's a hot thing. We still fight like bitches in heat when we clash, but who fucking cares when the sex is fantastic. Ange, what went wrong? What happened? I thought you guys were a sure thing.

[americanskin]

That won't change until either of you drop dead. Nothing went wrong, bub. Things just stopped going at all. I won't be anyone's afterthought. I'd rather be single than someone's Plan B to everything else.

[imtoofabulous]

No, and I like it spicy anyway. I'd be bored as fuck otherwise. I don't do domestic. That's Renz's forte. Is it true, you went on a hot date to The Hamptons and had a lot of hot lesbo sex with someone?

[americanskin]

Yes, I've heard you and Clitty being spicy many times. It wasn't a hot date, it was just a bit of a hook up and some much-needed company. It wasn't some random.

[imtoofabulous]

Earbuds, darling. Earbuds. Who was it?

[americanskin]

How about you take the earbuds and stick them up your ass? It was Jazz.

[imtoofabulous]

Was that a preggo moment? Jazz? Phwoar, she's hot. Go you!