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[lifethrualens]

So, this trip home isn't at all going how I expected #sickboyfriend #longlostbrother #elusivedadsperm #toomanyfeels #tired #wtftho

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[sonnydays]

I'd offer you a comfort fuck, but...

[lifethrualens]

Yeah, let's not to that. You've already ruined one decent quilt cover.

[sonnydays]

Was it your favourite, honeybutt? I'd offer to replace it, but I think Fraggle Rock went out of style about 70 years ago.

[lifethrualens]

It was retro, bitch. It's okay, though. I'll forgive you, on account of the fact you're really poorly and adorable when you're not well.

[sonnydays]

I've fucked your family trip up. You can leave me behind next time, I won't be offended. Well, I might be a little bit but that's only because I like your hand on my cock better than my own.

[lifethrualens]

You didn't fuck anything up. I'm not leaving you behind, I want you here. I wanted you to meet my mom and Cal, now I want you to meet Jesse and Jace when they wake up.

[sonnydays]

Aww, my bae loves me. Which is good, because I love him right back. I already know Jesse and Jace. I can vouch you don't have a twat bro.

[lifethrualens]

Love you lots, lover x

Wait, what? How do you know Jesse and Jace?!

[sonnydays]

Joey works with Jesse at the hospital, and he also works with Jace's big brother Evan and Evan's other half, Christian. Or he did, until Jesse took a job home-nursing Beau, who is Rosie's brother-in-law-to-be.

[lifethrualens]

Well, shit. Now I feel like a dick for not knowing him before. And they're seriously great guys? I mean, I don't think my dad would make a baby who turned into a cunt.

[sonnydays]

Six degrees of separation, or six degrees from Kevin Bacon, doesn't always mean you met everyone you're connected to. They are beyond great. They're the sort of people who make the world a better place. You'll realise this when you spend time with them. Jace is a hoot, he's a unique guy and Jesse's just s sweet and easygoing guy. They're just both sick, so life's challenging.

[lifethrualens]

Is it weird I'm so completely mindfucked that we were are connected to Kevin Bacon? That's what my dad was like. I think that's why I can actually believe Jesse is dad's son too. They look similar, but there's more there. It feels sort of like we have another bit of Dad back. Does that make sense?

[sonnydays]

No, because Kevin Bacon is awesome, so clearly we all are too. It makes sense, babe. You'll never get your dad back, but Jesse's part of him like you guys are. I don't think you could hold any of this at arm's length if you tried. You should all get matching sibling ink of something your dad loved. Jace can do them.

[lifethrualens]

That's a fucking brilliant idea, babe. I love it. But Jesse wants a DNA test first. I can't blame him. It will help him wrap his head around it. I mean, things have changed a lot, but he's the one who was lied to his whole life.

[sonnydays]

Are you okay, though? I know with how things happened with your dad, this can't be easy. Come snuggle with me. I promise I'll warn you if I'm going to hurl.

[lifethrualens]

Not so much yet, but I will be. I'll come snuggle I think I really fucking need that right now.