[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Brendan @ betterplacetoplay

[deepinmysoul]

Bren, we need to talk. Please come back.

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[betterplacetoplay]

No, no, we don't. I'll come back later. Much, much later.

[deepinmysoul]

Casper's gone. You can come back.

[betterplacetoplay]

No, I think just... no.

[betterplacetoplay]

Wait. Casper PRICE?

[deepinmysoul]

Well... yes. It wasn't what it looked like.

[betterplacetoplay]

It didn't exactly look like you were plucking chickens or learning the cha-cha, Uncle C!

[deepinmysoul]

I owe you an explanation. Please come home so we can talk.

[betterplacetoplay]

You don't, Uncle C. Your, um, private life is none of my business. I didn't realise you were seeing anyone, I'm sorry.