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[likefatherlikeson]

For real. I can't grow facial hair for shit and if I do, you can't freaking see it. Y'all can stop tagging me in Moevember and No-Shave-November shit now. I'll leave that up to y'all hair-arsed bastard, right? See, Dad? I could make the post without mentioning rimming and beard rash

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[aussielawyer]

[likefatherlikeson]

[aussielawyer]

Would I ever do that, darling son of mine?

[likefatherlikeson]

[aussielawyer]

[likefatherlikeson]

I mean, that's not wrong.

[aussielawyer]

How are you feeling, kiddo? We need to get you to the hospital for your follow-up. I wasn't sure we'd get you out of bed today.

[likefatherlikeson]

Yeah, I'm okay. I think I just needed sleep. I haven't been sleeping well with this dialysis thing. But it's better than being in hospital still. I've got a lot on my mind but I don't feel depressed.

[aussielawyer]

That's good news. I wouldn't have been surprised if it hit you a little. You're okay after Stamford? You've been talking about everything with Sash?

[beautifulday]

[likefatherlikeson]

[beautifulday]

If you want me to wear a skirt and do the vacuuming, I'm going to have to pass.

[likefatherlikeson]

Hey, I have kidney damage! I deserve it.

[beautifulday]

[likefatherlikeson]

I need to get some benefit out of it, right?

[beautifulday]

This morning wasn't benefit enough? Damn, I need to repolish my skills.

[likefatherlikeson]

Baby, there's nothing wrong with any of your skills. I would just have absolutely no objection to seeing you dressed like Freddie Mercury. Preferably his skintight silver body suit...

[beautifulday]

That... looks extremely awkward if you were busting for the bathroom.

[alexisharrington]

Well, silver linings and all that, right?

[likefatherlikeson]

That awkward moment when you remember you added your birth mum on Facebook...

[alexisharrington]

I'll let you in on a little secret, darling. Your birth mom isn't a prude.

[likefatherlikeson]

Am I allowed to ask you curly questions like why are you single? I noticed your surname was Marsden when I was born, so you've been married before?

[alexisharrington]

You can ask me anything you want. That's a fair question. I was married but we got divorced because my husband wanted children and it was something I struggled with. After everything that happened, I didn't think I could cope going through another pregnancy. It was like I never wanted kids if I couldn't have my son.

[likefatherlikeson]

Wow. That's... you really never wanted kids because of what happened with me? What if you met someone who wanted kids now?

[alexisharrington]

No, darling. I only ever wanted you. I tried to feel differently but I couldn't. The best thing was to go our separate ways so he could have what he wanted. I'm really not sure, all this is so new. I think I'm beyond having a baby now. Dating seems so stressful too, when you have a complicated past.