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[likefatherlikeson]

For real. I can't grow facial hair for shit and if I do, you can't freaking see it. Y'all can stop tagging me in Moevember and No-Shave-November shit now. I'll leave that up to y'all hair-arsed bastard, right? See, Dad? I could make the post without mentioning rimming and beard rash

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[alexisharrington]

Well, silver linings and all that, right?

[likefatherlikeson]

That awkward moment when you remember you added your birth mum on Facebook...

[alexisharrington]

I'll let you in on a little secret, darling. Your birth mom isn't a prude.

[likefatherlikeson]

Am I allowed to ask you curly questions like why are you single? I noticed your surname was Marsden when I was born, so you've been married before?

[alexisharrington]

You can ask me anything you want. That's a fair question. I was married but we got divorced because my husband wanted children and it was something I struggled with. After everything that happened, I didn't think I could cope going through another pregnancy. It was like I never wanted kids if I couldn't have my son.

[likefatherlikeson]

Wow. That's... you really never wanted kids because of what happened with me? What if you met someone who wanted kids now?

[alexisharrington]

No, darling. I only ever wanted you. I tried to feel differently but I couldn't. The best thing was to go our separate ways so he could have what he wanted. I'm really not sure, all this is so new. I think I'm beyond having a baby now. Dating seems so stressful too, when you have a complicated past.