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[wordsofwisdom]

I'm going to die for this meme

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[beautifulday]

Dude. I just laughed so hard, I nearly peed myself. I'm going to get myself divorced before I'm even married!

[truthrunswild]

Ahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[beautifulday]

You're making it worse, Fin!

[ifeelthelove]

OMG LOL. Brilliant!

[wordsofwisdom]

Okay, okay, wait... in all seriousness for a moment, how's J? I mean, before he sees this meme and wants to bitchslap us all.

[beautifulday]

Yeah, he's doing a lot better. Crazy unexpected life shit aside. Some weird as fuck stuff has happened but he's doing pretty well. I can actually stress a little less.

[ifeelthelove]

Weird as fuck stuff? But he's doing well, so it's not bad weird as fuck, right?

[beautifulday]

No, we've established it's not bad, just extremely confusing. He will tell you guys. He's just been trying to process everything. It's beyond epic. And I think, eventually, it'll be pretty amazing.

[likefatherlikeson]

Y'all expect me to be able to get up and sing the real lyrics now after seeing this? I hate you all so much, I love you. And yeah, turns out the cunt I thought was my mother isn't my mother at all. Because why not, huh?

[wordsofwisdom]

Whoa. Dude, what? I can see how that would be good, but holy fuck. How did she get you from your real mom? You were adopted?

[musthavebeenlove]

Jesus fuck.

[ifeelthelove]

Oh my god. How are you even okay?

[likefatherlikeson]

Well, I didn't know if I would be at first. I wasn't adopted. I kidnapped the day I was born for... well, y'all know what happened to me. Anyway, my real mom found me and went to my dad. And now we're at her place in Stamford and I met my real grandparents too. It's all an epic mindfuck and I'm tired as fuck but she's totally nice. They all are. Like, all musical too. My grandmother was even a dancer. It's just... yeah, mindfuck.

[wordsofwisdom]

Bloody hell. Does she look like you? Why didn't they try to find you?

[likefatherlikeson]

Yeah, she does, I guess. I have the same colour eyes as her and Sash thinks I have her nose. They did try to find me. For years. They just didn't know what happened. The police couldn't even find anything because I was taken to another state. She realised when she read an article about me that mentioned Dad. They went to a Halloween party together the year before I was born. They both got really trashed, didn't know they hooked up. It's all legit. They've done a DNA test.

[beautifulday]

You can see they look alike when they're together. Like, totally don't need DNA results, it's obvious. They're real sweet too. She's a music professor at Yale.

[musthavebeenlove]

Wow. I mean, you used to wish stuff like this. That your mum wasn't really your mum. It's for sure a mindfuck. Are you really okay or just auto-pilot okay?

[ifeelthelove]

Oh my freaking god. Yes. What Will said. No one would blame you for being auto-piloty after all that.

[irockthemic]

Fucking hell. I'd be a wreck. Then again, maybe not, considering I've wished I wasn't my dad's a billion times. Dude, you're a trooper.

[maybethatsalie]

If anyone deserves to find out they actually have an awesome biological mom, it's you, Jus.

[likefatherlikeson]

Y'all sweet. It means a lot. I found out over a week ago, so I'm over the auto-pilot and the initial freak out. It's overwhelming as hell and I don't know how to feel about a lot of things, but it's okay. Wes, dude, have you heard anything from Merlin about Brandon? I haven't heard any updates.

[irockthemic]

Well, he started breathing on his own so they took him off the life support thing but other than that, he's still outta it and nothing much has changed. It's only been family allowed in. He's epic sick. It ain't looking good. It's just a whole lotta waiting.

[ifeelthelove]

I've been texting Merlin every day to remind him we're thinking of him but he hasn't replied. Everything's got to be so painful. I thought when he didn't reply, it had to be pretty bad.

[irockthemic]

He gets the messages y'all send. He reads them all. He's just wiped out and too focused on Brandon to have the energy to talk much to anyone. He ain't even been talking to his brothers. He's kinda messed up but who wouldn't be? His doctor said folk should just try to brace themselves for Brandon not making it.

[likefatherlikeson]

Fuck. I can't imagine what he's going through.

[beautifulday]

I can. It's an awful thing to go through. Even if Brandon somehow pulls through, it's going to take Merlin a long time to recover too. It'll be worse stuck in isolation.

[maybethatsalie]

How long does he have to be in isolation?

[beautifulday]

It depends. At least weeks. Until the marrow transplant engrafts and his levels increase, he needs to stay in there because the smallest infection could kill him. That's why Merlin's in there with him, so he's kept free from infection too and can still be close to him. I know you all would be wanting to visit them, check they're holding up, but it's just too dangerous until the engraftment happens.