[ FACEBOOK ] with Harry Matheson

[groovykindoflove]

Oh my freaking god. Yep, I'm dead. Just put me in a box and scatter my ashes on this exact patch of sand, thanks #dead #italianstallion #damnboy #wetdreams #earring

Comments

[americanskin]

Well, well, well... is this development I sense, midget? Or just wishful thinking?

[groovykindoflove]

Um, depends what constitutes 'development', I guess. He doesn't want to kill me?

[americanskin]

Oh, you know what constitutes development, squirt. Don't play coy with me.

private messages

[groovykindoflove]

Well, see, I kind of fucked up but it ended up making things better, not worse. Eventually.

[americanskin]

'Fucked up' or just fucked? C'mon, squirt, this is me you're talking to.

[groovykindoflove]

OMG, how do you DO that?

[americanskin]

I'm a detective and a big sister. It's my job. Are you back together, or it's just made everything messy?

[groovykindoflove]

Okay, see, I'm a pussy and I don't know. It happened and then I told him I never stopped loving him and he got the shits because I never told him. Then he got shaky and dizzy, so the conversation diverted. I haven't had the balls to ask him again.

[americanskin]

Do you really think Clitty would let a pussy live under his roof? A metaphorical one anyway. You need to talk to him again, kiddo. You need closure one way or another.

[groovykindoflove]

No, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't let a metaphorical pussy under anything of his. Would he think I was being a dick? I'm scared he'll just want to be friends, which is okay, it really is. I just don't know how good I'll be at being just his friend.

[americanskin]

And fuck knows you don't need anymore of his tough love, so let's try to battle this one together, hm? He wouldn't think you were a dick. He loves you to bits. I just don't want him giving you any Clittyisms of advice. You're too young. Ains, if he just wants to be friends, isn't that better than nothing at all?