[ FACEBOOK ] with Harry Matheson

[groovykindoflove]

Oh my freaking god. Yep, I'm dead. Just put me in a box and scatter my ashes on this exact patch of sand, thanks #dead #italianstallion #damnboy #wetdreams #earring

Comments

[americanskin]

Well, well, well... is this development I sense, midget? Or just wishful thinking?

[groovykindoflove]

Um, depends what constitutes 'development', I guess. He doesn't want to kill me?

[americanskin]

Oh, you know what constitutes development, squirt. Don't play coy with me.

private messages

[groovykindoflove]

Well, see, I kind of fucked up but it ended up making things better, not worse. Eventually.

[americanskin]

'Fucked up' or just fucked? C'mon, squirt, this is me you're talking to.

[groovykindoflove]

OMG, how do you DO that?

[americanskin]

I'm a detective and a big sister. It's my job. Are you back together, or it's just made everything messy?

[groovykindoflove]

Okay, see, I'm a pussy and I don't know. It happened and then I told him I never stopped loving him and he got the shits because I never told him. Then he got shaky and dizzy, so the conversation diverted. I haven't had the balls to ask him again.

[americanskin]

Do you really think Clitty would let a pussy live under his roof? A metaphorical one anyway. You need to talk to him again, kiddo. You need closure one way or another.

[groovykindoflove]

No, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't let a metaphorical pussy under anything of his. Would he think I was being a dick? I'm scared he'll just want to be friends, which is okay, it really is. I just don't know how good I'll be at being just his friend.

[americanskin]

And fuck knows you don't need anymore of his tough love, so let's try to battle this one together, hm? He wouldn't think you were a dick. He loves you to bits. I just don't want him giving you any Clittyisms of advice. You're too young. Ains, if he just wants to be friends, isn't that better than nothing at all?

[whatdoesntkillyou]

I hope you're well stocked with Skyns, mister.

[groovykindoflove]

OMG, Lex.

But, yes, totally am. Just in case...

[whatdoesntkillyou]

Just in case? Honey, this ain't no innocent pic of a friend. This is spank bank material.

[groovykindoflove]

He's walking spank bank material. He's so hot, it should be illegal.

[whatdoesntkillyou]

Ains, honey, you need to tell him how you feel. Or it'll haunt you forever. Life's too fucking short, sweets.

[groovykindoflove]

I did. Only, he was pissed off with me because I didn't tell him sooner. And I can't tell if he feels the same. I so suck at this stuff.

[whatdoesntkillyou]

Don't we all, squirt. No one really knows what they're doing with it. He has a point, but sooner is gone. You've only got the here and now. Do something to make it up to him.

[groovykindoflove]

Like, get him flowers or something?

[whatdoesntkillyou]

Yes. Good start. What else? I'm not talking sweet little gesture, squirt. I'm talking grand, fabulous gesture to remind him why he fell for you in the first place.