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[beautifulday]

OMG, worst hangover ever. Dying. Dying so hard.

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[likefatherlikeson]

Celebrating our engagement. Then because I couldn't drink, they offered you doubles to celebrate on my behalf. Don't worry, I didn't let you get naked. The blinds are all pulled, baby. That's the bathroom light.

[beautifulday]

Who are 'they' again? Wait, I was going to get naked? Did I try to drunk-sex you? OMG. But it's burning my brain out.

[likefatherlikeson]

Mostly my uncles and their cousins. Oh, and some of dad's closest college and schoolmates. No, no. Nothing like that. You wanted to try your hand at stripping and lapdancing. Because apparently you can be ace-spec and still be sexy. Not really, baby. It just feels like it. I'll turn it off. Want me to come lie down with you?

[beautifulday]

Oh god, kill me. Only don't, just cuddle me.