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[beautifulday]

OMG, worst hangover ever. Dying. Dying so hard.

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[likefatherlikeson]

I won't say I told you so. On the drinking front, or the trying to sit upright. Need cuddles?

[beautifulday]

I don't know. Everything hurts. Remind me to never let Aussies get me drunk ever again. Or anyone. I feel sick.

[likefatherlikeson]

You're legal drinking age here, baby. You were fighting a lost battle. You don't have to get up. I've cancelled our plans for today. In between puking, you can sleep a lot and drink plenty of water.

[beautifulday]

I can't even remember why I had the booze in the first place. I can't remember anything. Can we please turn the sun off?

[likefatherlikeson]

Celebrating our engagement. Then because I couldn't drink, they offered you doubles to celebrate on my behalf. Don't worry, I didn't let you get naked. The blinds are all pulled, baby. That's the bathroom light.

[beautifulday]

Who are 'they' again? Wait, I was going to get naked? Did I try to drunk-sex you? OMG. But it's burning my brain out.

[likefatherlikeson]

Mostly my uncles and their cousins. Oh, and some of dad's closest college and schoolmates. No, no. Nothing like that. You wanted to try your hand at stripping and lapdancing. Because apparently you can be ace-spec and still be sexy. Not really, baby. It just feels like it. I'll turn it off. Want me to come lie down with you?

[beautifulday]

Oh god, kill me. Only don't, just cuddle me.