[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Smooshie @ likefatherlikeson

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How many kids have you saved from suicide, smooshie?

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[likefatherlikeson]

You don't save someone from suicide.

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Just because you're my little brother doesn't mean you get to buttpain sass me. You know what I meant.

[likefatherlikeson]

No?

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Yes, you do. We got inundated with donations at the SoV benefit in Colorado because you talked down a guy called Luka.

[likefatherlikeson]

Oh. Well, that's nice.

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You don't remember?

[likefatherlikeson]

I remember.

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What's up? Did I accidentally stir something bad up for you?

[likefatherlikeson]

It's not some sort of victory.

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That's why you didn't tell anyone?

[likefatherlikeson]

Why would I tell anyone?

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Because it was an incredible thing you did.

[likefatherlikeson]

No, it was an incredible thing he did.

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He did this amazing piece of art for you. He said he ships you and Sash.

[likefatherlikeson]

That's really nice, he didn't have to do that. Have you seen my man? I ship us too, he has good taste.

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I have, like, 70 get well cards from Denver fans for you too. Plus,w e FedEx'd a pile of fanmail over to you. Dory may have more than you. Yes, I have. You're both cute as a button. How are you feeling, smooshie?

[likefatherlikeson]

Damn, Denver needs some chill, like. Dory has more than Broadway collectively. Doing better. My stomach's a bit urgh.

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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. I could if I could see your face. I miss your face, smoosh. What's up with your tummy?

[likefatherlikeson]

I'm not. Seriously. I'm not the Pope. I miss your face. When you coming home? I've lot track of time. They're fucking with my meds again. Either that, or I'm pregnant.

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You look better in guyliner than the Pope. Waiting to board our plane just now. After all that being told to wrap? I'm going to have a word with that man of yours when I get home.

[likefatherlikeson]

I don't even have a comeback for that. Yeah? I thought you were back on a Sunday. Wait, is it Sunday? It's true, we bareback. Don't tell anyone.

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Sparkly nail polish too. Not Sunday, bub. It's Friday. Kyan caught a bug, we have to come home early. Do I need to sit down your squad and give everyone The Talk?

[likefatherlikeson]

It's not fun until something is sparkling. Oh, good. I hate when I lose days. What place you missing coming home early? Um, I think they couldn't probably give you The Talk. No offence.

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Amen to that, buddy. Speaking of your man, how is he? Indianapolis and Columbus. Just because y'all upped the ante with a sexy pan nin-binary YouTuber. I need to up my game.

[likefatherlikeson]

Shaken and weary. Dating me is more exhausting than the New York marathon. Indianapolis is Sash's home town. We'll probably swing by there soon anyway. You missed out drag queen.

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Being you too. I don't know how you do what you do, I need a holiday. Oh, that's right. He grew up there, didn't he? What? Who's a drag queen?

[likefatherlikeson]

I'm wired weird. Do you miss work? Yep, they only moved to Boston after his dad's accident to be closer to his mom's family to help. Blaize. He does drag. Google Blayze Swayze.

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No you're not, you're wired perfectly, smooshie. He's been through a lot, just like you. His fans are campaigning to get him on Drg Race. Where do I sign?!

[likefatherlikeson]

Can you tell that to my gut? He has. More than he actually talks about generally. I've only just recently learned his parents nearly divorced due to the pressure of the accident. I'd love to have a pal go on Drag Race! But his act is fucking fantastic. We've booked him for the next SoV benefit.

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Sick smooshie :( Tea not helping? Aww, that's sad but I can understand it must have been so difficult to survive through. Okay, count me in the audience on that one. He looks better in heels and a couture gown than I do!

[likefatherlikeson]

Nothing much is helping. It'll pass. Better sick stomach than sick head. Yeah. Hard for a kid. He and I both had bad things happen when we were kids. Oh, I think you're on par.

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Sick nothing is better, but I know you're in the hands of the Master of TLC. It helps to know you're not alone in everything, I understand, smooshie. I personally think you rocked stilettos and a corset better than either of us.