[TEXT MESSAGE to Fin @truthrunswild]

[texasbadboy]

Dude... There's something I gotta tell you. And I know you're gonna be pissed at me, and it's okay, because I deserve it. But I gotta tell you just the same.

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[truthrunswild]

You have the worst timing ever. Jesus.

[texasbadboy]

I have the information that you need to get you off your drug charge.

[truthrunswild]

Is this some sort of Mafia BS? I'm not doing anything illegal.

[texasbadboy]

What Mafia? I'm from Texas! Kip got the person who had you drugged to confess it in writing. And I got everything.

[truthrunswild]

I don't fucking know. Cowboy Mafia? What? Who was it? How did he know who it was?

[texasbadboy]

Ain't no Cowboy Mafia. It was fuckin' Lauren, dude. She got you drugged because she wanted you split up from me... Apparently to keep me all to herself... or at least making money for her. He knew because he figured it out. She was textin' me while I was in the shower and started talking shit. He just started talking back to her.

[truthrunswild]

You, being with her, was the reason I got drugged and arrested?

[texasbadboy]

Yeah. It was. Dude, I'm so sorry.

[truthrunswild]

Why didn't you tell me? You just let me get arrested, charged, front in court when I was sick as a fucking dog, and be sent away from my home instead?

[texasbadboy]

I didn't know that it was her when it happened. I believed you that you didn't take drugs on purpose, but I didn't know that Lauren did it to you. I never would've let it slide if I'd known, Fin.

[truthrunswild]

They were your drugs.

[texasbadboy]

I didn't bring them with me. She would've had to have stolen them from me. I guess she figured if they were mine, I'd never take her down for it, because I wouldn't be willing to go down with her.

[truthrunswild]

She had them because of you.

[texasbadboy]

Yeah. She did. It's my fault.

[truthrunswild]

I kind of hate you right now.

[texasbadboy]

I'll wear that. I didn't know at the time, Fin. I want you to know that. I didn't know they were my drugs, and I didn't know that she did it.

[truthrunswild]

She wouldn't have had them if you didn't have them.

[texasbadboy]

No. She wouldn't have. I'll wear that. And I'll wear the fact that she did it to punish me somehow. It wouldn't have happened if it weren't for me.

[truthrunswild]

Great. My life got ruined because you're addicted to fucking pussy. Fan-fucking-tastic.

[texasbadboy]

I'm sorry, Fin. Dude, you have no idea how sorry I am.

[truthrunswild]

I hate you right now and kind of want to vomit all over you.

[texasbadboy]

That's fair. I can't even argue with your logic there. But we're going to take her down and get you off. Even if it means that I get in trouble for having the shit in the first place.

[truthrunswild]

Are you dumb? You're a complete dumbfuck. You come over here to keep our friendship, decide you like cock, wanna date Shan's best friend, and then want to risk it all by being a bigger dumbfuck and putting your life at risk? #CODENAME:DUMBFUCK