[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Em @ emilywhereverimayfindyou

[privateinvestigations]

Got a proposition for you. You chicks wanna come on a week somewhere sunny with Linc and I for a honeymoon? I know you got a lot on your plate, but could you squeeze an extra week out for some you time before all the treatment shit happens? Our treat.

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[privateinvestigations]

And to think, you nearly fucked it up. Don't worry, I feel the same about Lincoln.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

We're a couple of lucky bitches to have landed the gorgeous spouses we landed.

[privateinvestigations]

Lincoln told me I'm never allowed to call him my fucking spouse, though. He said it sounds geriatric.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

LOL! I can't really say he's wrong about that.

[privateinvestigations]

Spouse, bae, boo. They're all out. Because frankly, we ain't in fucking high school either and I'd rather suck an old codger's cock than call anyone a boo.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

Wife and wifey are my favorites right now. Once she's preggo, I'll probably embrace "baby mama" as well. :P

[privateinvestigations]

I'd get fucking smashed if I called Linc wifey. What's the male equivalent? Fucking husby? Yep, still dead. Fucking painfully. Other half's probably the safest and I'll get to keep my balls.