[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Em @ emilywhereverimayfindyou

[privateinvestigations]

Got a proposition for you. You chicks wanna come on a week somewhere sunny with Linc and I for a honeymoon? I know you got a lot on your plate, but could you squeeze an extra week out for some you time before all the treatment shit happens? Our treat.

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[emilywhereverimayfindher]

Have I mentioned lately how much I love you, Clitty?

[privateinvestigations]

Show me your tits one last time to seal the deal.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

Some things never change, bitch.

[privateinvestigations]

See, you're still going to look fucking gorgeous without the titty flesh.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

There's not even that much there to start with. I'm not sure I'm going to bother with reconstruction at this point.

[privateinvestigations]

You don't need it, babe. You're married, and your wife loves you with or without fucking tits.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

It's still kind of mindblowing that I have a wife. I have this amazing beautiful woman who loves me and wants to spend the rest of her life with me. Who ever would've thought? The two of us actually married, and not fake married to each other.

[privateinvestigations]

And to think, you nearly fucked it up. Don't worry, I feel the same about Lincoln.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

We're a couple of lucky bitches to have landed the gorgeous spouses we landed.

[privateinvestigations]

Lincoln told me I'm never allowed to call him my fucking spouse, though. He said it sounds geriatric.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

LOL! I can't really say he's wrong about that.

[privateinvestigations]

Spouse, bae, boo. They're all out. Because frankly, we ain't in fucking high school either and I'd rather suck an old codger's cock than call anyone a boo.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

Wife and wifey are my favorites right now. Once she's preggo, I'll probably embrace "baby mama" as well. :P

[privateinvestigations]

I'd get fucking smashed if I called Linc wifey. What's the male equivalent? Fucking husby? Yep, still dead. Fucking painfully. Other half's probably the safest and I'll get to keep my balls.