[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Nick @ artsdesire

[whatabuzz]

Okay, what's your secret?

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[artsdesire]

My secret for what?

[whatabuzz]

Finding love. I'm practically waiting for an engagement notice from you and Cheyne. Tell me all your secrets.

[artsdesire]

Oh, dear...

[whatabuzz]

Oh, dear? What oh dear? What am I doing wrong?

[artsdesire]

No, nothing nothing. What makes you think you're doing anything wrong?

[whatabuzz]

I'm single and horny.

[artsdesire]

Oh, I know that feeling. It doesn't mean you're doing anything wrong, Rhy. Are you still coming to Haz's show tonight? I can introduce you to some people.

[whatabuzz]

Not really doing ANYTHING. That's my whole point. Miles was single for two minutes and he got laid by a supermodel. No, no setting me up.

[artsdesire]

This is about Miles? Okay, no setting up. How about just meeting people?

[whatabuzz]

Why would it be about Miles? He just happens to be getting laid, and I'm not. I see what you did there.

[artsdesire]

Do you want to be getting laid by Miles? Cheyne's dance people are all very interesting, and very hot. I'm sure they're great carriers of conversation too.

[whatabuzz]

I am pretty sure I want to be getting laid by my 45 year old drunk neighbour at this point. Cheyne's dance people. Do they know I dress like Buzz Lightyear for a living?

[artsdesire]

Okay, no. As your bro and your friend, I cannot let you do that. I'm sure they'll love hearing about how you understudy in Dirty Dancing for a living.

[whatabuzz]

How did the spark happen with you and Cheyne? How did you know?

[artsdesire]

Well, at Haz's audition, I was more eyeing him off and trying to give him voodoo psychic powers to pick my brother for the spot. But our first real conversation, there was just a spark there. I think a lot of it was his charisma, and he was easy to talk to. Not an iota of an ego trip, despite his talent and status. I know because he was on my mind almost constantly afterwards.

[whatabuzz]

Nothing like Mafia voodoo psychic power to cause a spark, huh? Alright, how did you know it was more than a spark?

[artsdesire]

I think Nonna's using it on Cheyne as we speak, to make him eat more. Because then he was on my mind constantly.

[whatabuzz]

I so need to get laid, because my brain just went to naughty places when you said that. That sounds nice, buddy. Still the same, then?

[artsdesire]

You want to date or just get laid? It is still the same, but now we live together, we see each other every day. It's what I was searching for, for what felt like a long time.

[whatabuzz]

I want to date. Casual sex hasn't really done it for me. I want a special someone to think about constantly.

[artsdesire]

You'll know when you find it. You can't do anything, big or small, without thinking about them.