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Watching Justin Campbell sing a cover of Ex's & Oh's rehearsing for his charity concert on the weekend #fabulousboy #qualitytime — with Winston Slater and Romeo Dalton

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[glamorqueen]

As soon as we're done here, I need to talk to you. By the way, darling, your ass is looking smashing in that dress. Couture?

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No, you're not keeping him all weekend. I need my Winnie Time™. It's like Hammer Time, but with better pants. Of course. I'm a celebrity~ now.

[glamorqueen]

I may be able to relinquish a tiny handful of my large handful for your benefit, darling. It's not that. And not a single ass implant in sight.

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Will I need to hook you up to an IV drip to counteract withdrawal, honey? Oh, no, no, no. I want to be as far removed from a Kartrashian or a Jenner as possible. What do you want to talk to me about?

[glamorqueen]

I would say yes, but hospital gowns are horrifically unflattering. Thank fuck, I wouldn't want to have to publicly disown and shame you. Supah sekrit gayz bizniss.

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Awesome bum access, though. Winnie wouldn't be opposed. No, don't do that. I need my reputation intact, and I know how fucking vicious you can be. You're not even going to give me a little hint?

[glamorqueen]

Oh, he already has an all-access VIP pass, darling. I can behave, unless someone is being painfully basic. Okay, a tiny bit basic, but I have standards. No, I'm going to make you sweat.

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It is a miracle you don't have a leaked sex tape. Let's just be real, you can't stand any basic, and you're not quiet about it. You're such a mean bitch. You just dangle me a carrot and then nothing.

[glamorqueen]

It's a miracle I'm not called Paris Hilton too. Oh, you got me, darling. I break out in an unsightly rash any time an iota of basic comes within in shouting distance of me. I have no dangle, I have a comfortable tuck to the left, thank you very much. You can thank Tommy Hilfiger for that.

[writeyourownending]

I'm going to be singing in my head for the rest of the month now. Has it cheered you up, Reekie?

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All bow to the Fabulous Mini Gay Bitch. He'll have that influence on you. It has, babycakes. I'm the thorn between two roses, clearly, but at least you two don't grope each other across my lap. Too many boobs as an obstacle.

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Make Rom do it, then I can perve on his ass. I don't mind boobs, just not as much as my lover's dick. Said boobs are looking smashing today, BTW.

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You have turned into such a sassy bitch, I love it. Rian's using me as her guinea pig this week. She's assessing styles for the Tony's.

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What can I say, he rubs me extensively. I mean, rubs OFF ON me :P Oh-oh, epic serious business! Who do you think will get nommed this year?

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Yes, I know, schnookums, I've walked in on it plenty of times. I swear, between you and Romy, and Smooshie and Will, a girl needs rehab or something. Kyan's going to get up for Best Newcomer, and Smooshie is going to get up for Best Lead Actor in a Musical, and I think he's going to get the Isabelle Stevenson Award. Actresses I can never pick.

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I'm a hornbag like a teenager. Winning at life \o/ Do you think they'll win?

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Justin when he's manic still beats all you others. I'm surprised Will isn't lead one giant head-to-toe walking hickie. I do. Maybe I'm biased, but they deserve it.