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Holy shit, ballet is cool! So proud to be friends with Harry Matheson.

Donkey's hotter than you, dude :P He got a dragon to fuck him. That's skillz. Did you know Haz could do any of that, or were you thinking he would just get up there and be like one of those ballerinas in the jewellery boxes that go around and around and around to Greensleeves or some shit.

Dude, Donkey's a donkey. He can't possibly be hotter than me. I knew he could dance and he was really good, but I didn't know he was THAT good. I didn't know ballet was like what he did.

So, what did you think of the whole thing then? Other than wanting to hump him?

I was kind of blown away. I see now why it took so much hard work and focus. I mean, I know dancing isn't easy, and ballet is very difficult, but he made it look easy. Which you can only do when you've busted your ass practicing. It was amazing.

Yeah, pretty sure no basic bitches just get up and dance like that. It was sex under the guise of art. In a good way. Tasteful sex. Talk about flexible.

No way. I couldn't do it in a million years. It was WAY sex, though. I think I died for a minute.

Dude, you want him so bad. Are you going to ask him out?

Yeah, I want to. But I don't want to overwhelm him. This FB conversation probably will, though. :-/

As soon as you see him take his phone out, delete the conversation. NBD. I'd tell you to wait a bit longer, but I so didn't with Coop, and that turned out awesome.