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[themiraclekid]

Holy shit, ballet is cool! So proud to be friends with Harry Matheson.

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[thosethreewords]

Tights?

[themiraclekid]

...no. The dancing. Was amazing.

[thosethreewords]

"...no. The dancing. Was amazing."

Translation: D IN TIGHTS. OMG.

[themiraclekid]

Bitchpls. I'm not that much of a horndog.

Am I?

Oh, god, I might be.

Please don't let Harry see this. Please don't let Harry see this. Fuck. He's tagged in it. Of course he's going to see it. Shoot me now

[thosethreewords]

You are so all drooling and heart-eyeing him whenever he turns away from you. I saw you. Those bits where he was on the floor, you were wanting to ride that like a cowboy.

[themiraclekid]

Dude! You seriously just put me all out there on Facebook!

[thosethreewords]

He's not reading Facebook, he's over there talent-bonding with J.

[themiraclekid]

He's SO damn talented, dude. Holy fuck.

[thosethreewords]

He fucking is. You know one of those dudes sitting at the panel is epic hot shit in the ballet world, right?

[themiraclekid]

Yeah, Harry said. It's like a major big deal. He was super excited to even meet the guy.

[thosethreewords]

He's the Principal of New York City Ballet. Basically, the HBIC. And Haz got a standing ovation from him. Not that I can blame him, how does a dude stay in the air like that?! I feel like fucking Shrek dancing in comparison.

[themiraclekid]

Dude, if you're Shrek, I'm Donkey. Harry was amazing. I hope he gets it. I saw some of the other dancers, and they were good, but he's the best.

[thosethreewords]

Donkey's hotter than you, dude :P He got a dragon to fuck him. That's skillz. Did you know Haz could do any of that, or were you thinking he would just get up there and be like one of those ballerinas in the jewellery boxes that go around and around and around to Greensleeves or some shit.

[themiraclekid]

Dude, Donkey's a donkey. He can't possibly be hotter than me. I knew he could dance and he was really good, but I didn't know he was THAT good. I didn't know ballet was like what he did.

[thosethreewords]

So, what did you think of the whole thing then? Other than wanting to hump him?

[themiraclekid]

I was kind of blown away. I see now why it took so much hard work and focus. I mean, I know dancing isn't easy, and ballet is very difficult, but he made it look easy. Which you can only do when you've busted your ass practicing. It was amazing.

[thosethreewords]

Yeah, pretty sure no basic bitches just get up and dance like that. It was sex under the guise of art. In a good way. Tasteful sex. Talk about flexible.

[themiraclekid]

No way. I couldn't do it in a million years. It was WAY sex, though. I think I died for a minute.

[thosethreewords]

Dude, you want him so bad. Are you going to ask him out?

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[themiraclekid]

Yeah, I want to. But I don't want to overwhelm him. This FB conversation probably will, though. :-/

[thosethreewords]

As soon as you see him take his phone out, delete the conversation. NBD. I'd tell you to wait a bit longer, but I so didn't with Coop, and that turned out awesome.

[themiraclekid]

Dude, he's gorgeous. And he's so nice. I'm in awe of how talented he is.

[thosethreewords]

He seems awesome. We've chatted a lot doing the flashmob stuff. He was totally doing those ballroom dances with Kyan in the rehearsals.

[themiraclekid]

He and I have chatted a bit. I just don't want to come on too strong and freak him out.

[thosethreewords]

Yeah, I would say restraint is important. You have to wait until the chemistry happens.