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[thankfuckforlife]

Dear flu, please, please kindly fuck off. I need to be well! I NEED SEX.

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[lastfirstkiss]

WTF? You're still sick? Dude, that sucks ass.

[thankfuckforlife]

I didn't realise my flu had a time limit.

[lastfirstkiss]

I didn't mean that it did. I'm just sorry that it's dragging out and you're still sick.

[thankfuckforlife]

The general incubation period for a viral flu is one to two weeks, with a severity in symptoms from five to seven days. I got sick on Sunday.

[lastfirstkiss]

Dude, I'm really sorry you got the flu. Are you staying with Adrian or your mom?

[thankfuckforlife]

Yeah, I'm not a fan either. I was with Mom, now I'm at Adrian's because she got busy at work.

[lastfirstkiss]

Do you think he'd be okay if I came by to see you before work?

[thankfuckforlife]

I doubt it. He doesn't mind much at all. The only thing I've witnessed him minding is assholes.

[lastfirstkiss]

Cool. I'll come and see you, then. I'm probably going to have to forfeit my BFF card if I don't meet your boyfriend soon.

[thankfuckforlife]

I only want him to meet my real BFF, not the one you are right now.

[lastfirstkiss]

Yeah, I know. That's why I'm trying to get back to being a real BFF again. I was a dick. I'm sorry.

[thankfuckforlife]

You were a dick. People busier than you manage to not be dicks.

[lastfirstkiss]

I'm trying to un-dick myself. You're my best friend... AKA the last person in the world I want to be a dick to.

[thankfuckforlife]

Is it because I'm not involved with the theatre stuff?

[lastfirstkiss]

No. Not at all, Richie. You aren't going to stop being my best friend because my job changes.

[thankfuckforlife]

I'm just trying to understand, that's all.

[lastfirstkiss]

Long story short, I was being a bad friend. It wasn't anything you did or anything wrong with you or the fact that you're not in the show. It was me not being a good friend to you. And I'm sorry.

[thankfuckforlife]

But why? This has never happened before.

[lastfirstkiss]

I know. I don't really have an excuse, and it's not my way of doing things. I'm ashamed of how I've acted. I don't intend to do it again.

[thankfuckforlife]

Okay. Fair enough, I guess.

[lastfirstkiss]

I'm sorry, Richie. You're right. I've never pulled shit like that before.

[thankfuckforlife]

You know, you fuck up a relationship early in the piece, they probably won't bother sticking around to wait until you get your finger out.

[lastfirstkiss]

I know. Nick doesn't deserve that. Neither do you as my BFF.

[thankfuckforlife]

Well, put it in motion or you can blow it out your butt for all I care. I'm sure he won't either. Suck it up, princess. Everyone has a busy life.

[lastfirstkiss]

I know. I'm not going to fuck up again.