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[letyourcolorsburst]

Is this this part where I obnoxiously brag about having the hottest sex in the entire world out of everyone and how painful my ass is because of it?

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[nothingelsematters]

Do I start calling you Clitty in the process? You, my love, are way too naturally talented in that area to need to brag about anything.

[letyourcolorsburst]

I'm sure the whole world wants to know about my burning anus, though. No, please don't. The world is only big enough for one Clitty.

[nothingelsematters]

I know I want to hear all about your anus, no matter what condition it's in. Does that count?

[letyourcolorsburst]

It always counts. I wanted you to know how much I missed you. Not just when I was physically absent.

[nothingelsematters]

I missed you just as much, babe. But you know I understand that part of everything, right? What the pills were doing to you, I mean.

[letyourcolorsburst]

Of course I know. You've been right there with me through the whole thing. I'm just glad I'm feeling better now. I know it was a bone of contention (pardon the pun), but I didn't like not having the physical connection with you. It's more than just sex.

[nothingelsematters]

I know you didn't. Physically, you're better. I can see that. You just seem very tired. I reserve the right to worry about that once you're not jetlagged and we get Holly sorts, if you're still tired.

[letyourcolorsburst]

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. And if I still am, I'll look at other options. Right now, it is just jetlag and nerves about Holly's tests.