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When you need fag/hag time, but your fag is on another continent. #brbpouting #hagsadness #retailtherapy #hashtagoverkill

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Read that as hash fag.

Like hashtags, but more fabulous.

Or a fancy name for a crack whore?

Hash is trumped up weed. Not quite to crack whore levels. Either way... Irrelevant. How much longer until you come back?

We're back this weekend. Our numbers dropped like flies. Clint got Montazuma's Revenge, Beau and Austin left a little earlier because Beau was getting tired out.

I'm glad. I hated to leave early, but family comes first. You and Rhett managed not to get sick?

Of course it does. I wanted to get back sooner rather than later to spend time with Adrian. I don't drink anything not sealed. There was some passing mention of shower water...

I haven't even seen Adrian since he's been back in New York. He's usually been to the office by now. Oh, yes. Not surprised at all with those two. I take it you and Rhett keep your BJs to places without water? :P

He's fallen hard for a cute doctor, so he's in the City as much as he can be and not with me as a priority. Which is fine. He hasn't been happy in a relationship for awhile. Only in foreign countries.

Cute doctor? Phwoar! Get it, Adrian! Good for him. Cute doctors are an excellent choice. Cute patients aren't so bad either. Ah, well, that makes sense. Good ol' American water shouldn't send you reeling with a case of death after a night of fun.

He's all heart-eyes at this guy. Blue eyes, curly hair, small. He actually said "cute as a button". He's got it bad. No, we've been safe so far. Lincoln kept saying he'd never seen Clint like that.

... Richie? His boyfriend sounds just like our adopted-sort-of cousin. Good. Clint seems like a hard one to take down, so it must have been a nasty deal to take him out like that so fast.

Um, yes. His name is Richie. Seriously? Adrian bought him in some bachelor auction? I used Clint for a job once. He's friggen scary when he needs to be. Not all talk and no action, that one.

OMG. Richie's mom and our mom are besties. We all grew up together. Yep. Richie was in the auction because his BFF put in him it... supposedly to "help him" get a date. Richie wasn't impressed. Oh, wow. I definitely wouldn't want to come across him on the wrong side of his line of work.

Well, Adrian definitely was impressed and he's been smitten ever since. I get these lamenting phone calls about work holding him up because he misses Richie. No, absolutely not. He has some terrifying connections.

Richie's such a sweetheart. I'm glad he's in good hands... and Adrian is, too. Remind me never ever to cross him, then. When you get home, after your brother time, can I kidnap for a hag date?

I'm happy for him. We haven't lived in the same place in ages, so I'm loving it. Of course you can. Thankfully, I have a few weeks rest before I travel again.