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[bitchpls]

Okay, starting to feel crazy being cooped up inside all the time. Going to the Hamptons beach house with Harley for the weekend to get some fresh air and hopefully my sanity back.

Once I can convince him it's okay to drive a Ferrari, of course.

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[fiftyshadesofgrayson]

I know you... You're hoping the romance of the beach house will get you laid. :P

[bitchpls]

Well, the Ferrari ain't doing it.

[fiftyshadesofgrayson]

You know if you're not medically cleared, you're still getting NOPED, right?

[bitchpls]

I'll have sex with myself. I will. I'm armed and dangerous, and not afraid to use it.

[fiftyshadesofgrayson]

If I tried that on with Riley, he'd just be all, "Yeah, no... No exertion at all until you're medically cleared by your surgeon." And he'd probably restrain me, and not even in a sexy way.

[bitchpls]

Yeah, but Harley hasn't been entirely diverting my advances...

[fiftyshadesofgrayson]

Ohhhhh... so there have been norti goings on?

[bitchpls]

Do you honestly think I could completely abstain from that? They didn't put the kidney in my mouth.

[fiftyshadesofgrayson]

Yeah, you're lucky your other half is game and isn't making you behave completely. And a kidney in your mouth might be an odd look.

[bitchpls]

Yeah, well, I put a ring on it. I get special treatment. As opposed to dick?

[fiftyshadesofgrayson]

I've seen you with dick in your mouth. That's not an odd look at all.