No, no. Jeezus. It's the middle of the night. I can't get you out of bed to come over here. Just tell me what you'd do if it was Jace. I just don't know if it's just a really bad flare-up because I've been stressing him out or something else. How am I supposed to know when the symptoms can be a pile of other shit? He's been insisting it's NBD and everything from stress, not pooping, and needing to fart. Which was briefly amusing but now he's almost crying curled up in the fetal position in bed because there's so much pain. Like, we know he has condition but how do you know if it's just that or something more serious?