LOL, oh I know, Lays. You were pretty hot for him before you realised you were a lesbian. Saying that, you were the strongest participant in Woman-Crush-Wednesday than anyone else I know, male or female. My gaydar should've pinged at that. But I still remember how much you were nudging me to ask Justin out when I thought I didn't have the balls for it.
Well, I saw your face after you hooked up with Amarlie when you guys were drunk and you were definitely convinced she was your Disney Princess. Privacy, huh? I wonder what you guys need privacy for, hmmmm? Yeah, I don't feel like I'm missing out not having sex. It's nice to have it but I can't so I wank if I need to. I admit, I do fantasise about Z wanking me off, though. Like, a LOT. I've just never wanted him to feel like I'm one-upping him. That sounds a bit dumb but if it helps, I could talk to him about it. You know how sometimes, when you're feeling really horrible about something, and someone's all "Yeah, I know, I totally had that once too" and it just doesn't help?
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Well, I saw your face after you hooked up with Amarlie when you guys were drunk and you were definitely convinced she was your Disney Princess. Privacy, huh? I wonder what you guys need privacy for, hmmmm? Yeah, I don't feel like I'm missing out not having sex. It's nice to have it but I can't so I wank if I need to. I admit, I do fantasise about Z wanking me off, though. Like, a LOT. I've just never wanted him to feel like I'm one-upping him. That sounds a bit dumb but if it helps, I could talk to him about it. You know how sometimes, when you're feeling really horrible about something, and someone's all "Yeah, I know, I totally had that once too" and it just doesn't help?