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[likefatherlikeson]

I... nope. I got nothing.

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[aussielawyer]

If ever there was any lingering doubt you were my kid, this sorted it

[beautifulday]

One thing I've NEVER had doubts about: this.

[likefatherlikeson]

You're just saying that because you were scared to fart in front of me when we first started dating.

[aussielawyer]

Sash! You're a bloke, it's your god-given right.

[likefatherlikeson]

This is what I told him! We get the added bonus of being gay, so two dudes in a bed. That's a LICENCE to fart.

[beautifulday]

And there I was thinking I was getting a classy actor, musician, and dancer to share my bed with.

[aussielawyer]

Also half-Aussie and Campbell blood, and therein is where the story skews.

[likefatherlikeson]

Hey, I can fake classy. I'm an awesome actor. See? I can even fake being up myself. In reality, I need my man to be comfortable to fart in bed with it's too fucking cold to get up on a weekend.

[beautifulday]

You changed my ways, baby. Now you're never getting me out of bed on a winter Sunday morning, no matter what I eat the night before.

[aussielawyer]

Atta boy!