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First morning on the new job #epicfail

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[halfwaytoheaven]

What did you do, fart instead of say hello?

[wearefamily]

Wouldn't that be more of a party trick than a greeting? I love you too, Beauy.

[halfwaytoheaven]

I wish I'd thought of it. It's one way to make an impression. You know, it's totally not fair you start working at MS just when I go on leave, missy. I haven't seen you in FOREVER.

[wearefamily]

Like you couldn't ever make an impression, Watson. I still remember the first day Alex brought you to meet me. I actually thought for a split second you might be his perfect match. Hey, buddy boy, the way I hear it, you really need the break. Don't you dare elope without inviting me, though.

[halfwaytoheaven]

I stressed Alex out. We all know that. You know me too well, Nessie.

[wearefamily]

You did, but it was always going to take a special lad to take you on. So, considering you have a ring on it, does that mean the other half is special? Wait, are you seriously eloping? Bitch, please, you cannot.

[halfwaytoheaven]

He stuck with me through an epic flip-out and emotional breakdown, so yes, that makes him special. I'm not saying Alex wouldn't have, but Austin's pretty much the Yin to my Yang and maybe that was the key all along. Someone who doesn't have to necessarily GET me, but that's okay. It's technically not eloping. It's just getting married without planning, and somewhere awesome.