[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Wesley @ irockthemic

[musicsavesmysoul]

Hey, shorty - how u feeling? u need anything?

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[irockthemic]

Uh, can I take a raincheck on the first question? A million bucks and a lifetime supply of Red Bull.

[musicsavesmysoul]

Oh, bud. That good, huh? Tell me how I can help.

[irockthemic]

I dunno. I just feel like crap and don't wanna get outta bed. I'm shitty company. I feel bad for Noah.

[musicsavesmysoul]

You don't have to get outta bed, buddy. Stay there, rest. You need it. Noah doesn't need you to be performing a contemporary dance while miming Adele songs to keep him occupied. He knows you ain't well. Still being sick? Have you managed anything to eat?

[irockthemic]

Do you know how many sexy points you lose when you accidentally fart on your boyfriend in bed? I think about a zillion. He probably doesn't think it's safe to share a mattress with me right now. On and off and no but I've had tea. The toast was epic fail. Have you heard how Merl is? I didn't know if I should check on him.

[musicsavesmysoul]

I got news for you, bud. The closer you get to a lover, the more you fart in bed together. Relationships 101. Y'all gonna tempt fate spooning while you're not feeling good. Where's Noah right now? Tea's at least getting fluids down. No, I'm pretty sure he's crashed with Brandon. I knocked to check in but there was no answer.

[irockthemic]

But he hasn't done it! I think he's a gas-free magical creature or something. I've done all the things and he's just there all blonde and gorgeous and perfect. It feels so nice being spooned when you're feeling shit, though. He's here next to me reading a book. Do you think he's okay? I'm worried about him.

[musicsavesmysoul]

Or maybe he has and you just slept through it. Ah, the honeymoon phase. I remember it well. He wouldn't be spooning you if he didn't wanna. Does he seem super put-out he has to take care of you while you're feeling shit? I don't doubt Merl's okay. He's where he needs to be, just like you are. Everyone can check on one another in the morning.

[irockthemic]

Can it really be called a honeymoon phase when I can barely put anything in my mouth without heaving? I always thought the honeymoon phase included a lot of oral. No, he ain't put out at all. He's super sweet and I feel like he's an hallucination or something. If I wake up and find out he was a figment of my imagination, I'm gonna be epic pissed. No, but he was seriously upset, Damo. What if he's not gonna be okay?

[musicsavesmysoul]

Imma go with no on that because there's usually a whole lotta mouth action in the honeymoon phase. But the upside is, you still got it to look forward to when you feel better. Which might be a little while, I know. Few weeks, give or take. Exploit that need for extra snuggling. Snuggling always helps when you're feeling shit. He's gonna be okay for now. If he believes that, we gotta too, okay? There's gonna be bad days. He'll probably have an epic cry then pick himself back up again.