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[innocenteyes]

OMG, I nearly killed Sash!

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[genderfailure]

Don't you know it's not polite to push your brother's boyfriend off the Eiffel Tower?

[shadowdays]

I know you're jealous of his hair, but that's a bit mean.

[anykindoflove]

Will your prison cell have views of the Tower? I'll come visit.

[innocenteyes]

You're all bitches! I'm serious. They won't let him fly until he gets doctor's clearance.

[shadowdays]

Did you prank him with too much laxative in his coffee? I wouldn't want to fly if I was shitting myself to death either.

[genderfailure]

You're actually serious here? What did you do?

[innocenteyes]

I dared him to try eating snails because of the whole French thing, you know. So he did and had this massive allergic reaction to them! Jus is never going to leave me alone with him again.

[shadowdays]

Oh, shit! You can be allergic to snails? Craaaaaaaap. Is he okay?

[anykindoflove]

Whoa, like anaphylaxis type thing? C'mon, Justin's not going to blame you. Daring people to do gross shit is fun sometimes. When you don't accidentally kill them in the process.

[innocenteyes]

First he started feeling really sick, then he threw up all over the elevator, then bathroom in the hotel room. Then cold sweats. Then a rash all over. Then he couldn't breathe properly and his lips started turning blue. We had to call an ambulance. By the time all that was going on, his weird body thing started happening. See? I nearly killed him! They said it's probably like a shellfish/molluscs type of allergy.

[genderfailure]

The migraine thing? It triggered it? Shit, are they going to clear him to fly?

[anykindoflove]

Need me to come over for moral support? I've got Frequent Flyer miles to use up. Don't drown yourself in the guilt pool, Mars.

[innocenteyes]

Like, the stress on his body triggered the migraine. They want to keep him on observation for 24 hours because of the breathing problems. He's still all rashy too. People would probably take one look at him on a plane and think he was contagious. No, I can't ask you to do that. It's a 7 hour flight. Don't tempt me, I seriously need hugs.

[anykindoflove]

Shh. I'm booking a flight.

[shadowdays]

Book us all one. I'm coming too.

[genderfailure]

Ditto. Seven hours is nothing. If he's okay in the meantime, hey, we can go check out Moulin Rouge.

[shadowdays]

DISNEYLAND PARIS.

[anykindoflove]

Booked. Go pack, we're leaving in, like, 4 hours.

[innocenteyes]

I love you guys so much.