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[aussielawyer]

Hit on by a nurse. Talk about a fucking awesome boost to a guy's ego.

Comments

[likefatherlikeson]

I can't decide if I like this or not.

[aussielawyer]

Give me a break, kiddo. I've got to have something to look forward, don't I?

[likefatherlikeson]

... yes. Disneyland?

[aussielawyer]

I can't get my willy out at Disneyland.

[likefatherlikeson]

That's not entirely true...

[aussielawyer]

Not counting the resort.

[likefatherlikeson]

Bollocks.

[aussielawyer]

Yeah, I'd like those involved too.

[likefatherlikeson]

I'm just, um... nope. Nope, I got nothing.

Just stay the fuck away from Vegas.

[aussielawyer]

I've always been with you on that one, kiddo.

[likefatherlikeson]

Is she a real nurse or did you pay her to dress up like one?

[aussielawyer]

How did I get such a sassy son?

[likefatherlikeson]

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

[breakablehearts]

I can't figure out if you're serious or not.

[aussielawyer]

100% serious. I'm sick of feeling like someone else. I want to be me again.

[breakablehearts]

Have you been drinking?

[aussielawyer]

If I had, I wouldn't be on Facebook, I'd be between a nurse's legs.

[breakablehearts]

You do know you're not physically capable of living like a 30 year old bachelor right now, right?