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[beautifulday]

Dudes actually wax their balls? Oh my god. NO. I'm not doing it, and you can't make me.

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[likefatherlikeson]

Whoever you're talking to can leave your balls alone. I love them just the way they are.

[beautifulday]

You're awake, babe. Hi :) Have you ever had your balls waxed?

[likefatherlikeson]

Hi :) You let me sleep until lunch time. Nope. Never had anything waxed. I don't really want strangers down there, you know?

[beautifulday]

No, I just let you sleep until you were ready to wake up. You were having bad dreams last night. I don't blame you. What is wrong with pubes? They're supposed to be there!

[likefatherlikeson]

I was? But I usually wake myself up with them. I can't figure out if it's Amarlie, Mom, or Dad you've been talking about waxed pubes to.

[beautifulday]

I just cuddled you, and you settled down. It happened a few times, but you never woke yourself up. I knew you'd be tired today, though. Your mom and Amarlie were going to a spa together, and your dad said something about he's not coming to get a back, sack and crack. So I asked what that was.

[likefatherlikeson]

See, I like this better than waking up screaming and then puking. I think I have to keep you. Yep, that sounds exactly like my dad. Uncle James and Uncle Paris do it, Dad? Definitely not.

[beautifulday]

No screaming, no puking. You were crying at one point. Oh my god, they do it? How do they walk after that?

[likefatherlikeson]

I love you, you know that? Oh, yeah. Uncle Paris especially. It's all about manscaping.

[beautifulday]

I do. I love you right back. You know how much I love hearing you say that to be? Manscaping? I'm kind of curious but don't at all want to try it. Ever.

[likefatherlikeson]

Probably about as much as I love hearing you say it to me? I wouldn't actually suggest it, either, considering you have other sore bits at the moment.

[beautifulday]

I'm a lucky guy. Oh my god.