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[whatabuzz]

When this much sexy goes from your BFF to your lover? Winning @ life #curls #demfreckles #gingerlove

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[thelawofrhythm]

How is this even real? And where's my hot ginger with freckles?!

[whatabuzz]

We kind of got drunk and fucked. Then he told me to go fuck myself, basically. Liam's BFF has freckles, but I think he's gay. You might need to loose the boobs.

[thelawofrhythm]

"Go fuck yourself" = BF? How does this even work! I've told lots of people I've fucked to go fuck themselves. I didn't end up with them all hot and sexy on my Facebook.

[whatabuzz]

Well, I didn't know he had feelings for me. Then he told me, and I was like "LOLno, friends don't turn into lovers, it'll ruin everything". He made sure I didn't die of drunk.

[thelawofrhythm]

Good. You deserved to be told to go fuck yourself for that. I love me some Miles already, but I love him more for not letting you get dead.

[whatabuzz]

He's an awesome big spoon. That was right under my nose the whole time.

[thelawofrhythm]

Isn't that always where the things are that you're looking for?

[whatabuzz]

Maybe, for sure. I can at least vouch for the success. We were only test driving initially, but it didn't take long for us to realise we wanted more. I mean, you go to sleep with someone every day, and wake up with them every morning, something changes.

[thelawofrhythm]

So I've heard. Not like... experience or anything, but just through the grapevine. So you realized that you were in love with your best friend. That's sweet, bub.

[whatabuzz]

Zoran's a good example too. Sort of. If you ignore the painful shit. Well, I realised I really liked his dick and bum. The rest came soon after.

[thelawofrhythm]

I have to ignore the painful shit, or Caleb would be dead. LBR. Ah, yes... Nothing like a good cock'n'ass to get you started on the pathway to love.

[whatabuzz]

Yes, yes he would. Zoran probably would be too. Richie told me I've been eye-sexing Miles for ages.

[thelawofrhythm]

For some reason, those two are still each other's Batman and Robin. Even after all that hurt. You know, I don't know how I managed to miss that, but Richie has a keen eye for eye-sexing.

[whatabuzz]

Do you think he'll ever hurt Zoran again? He says I was doing it when Miles was even with Liam. I feel like an eyeball whore.

[thelawofrhythm]

If he does, I'll detach him from his cock. You dirty eyeball skank you!

[whatabuzz]

Meli still gives him these epic Death Stares. But have you seen his bum in those scrubs?! OMG.

[thelawofrhythm]

Meli would kill for Zoran in a heartbeat. I have, actually. Always thought he was a sexy little thing, but he's too young for me. :P

[whatabuzz]

Miles went to nursing school with her new boyfriend.

[thelawofrhythm]

Whose new boyfriend?

[whatabuzz]

Meli's. I met him at Lance's party.

[thelawofrhythm]

Damn, everyone seems to love this boyfriend of Meli's.

[whatabuzz]

Do I detect a hint of jealousy, sis?

[thelawofrhythm]

What do I have to be jealous of?

[whatabuzz]

Maybe unresolved feelings for Meli?

[thelawofrhythm]

Meli's one of my best friends, but it's not the same.

[whatabuzz]

What, you mean like Miles to me?

[thelawofrhythm]

Miles is your boyfriend now. Totally different story.

[whatabuzz]

Not so much.

[thelawofrhythm]

It's totally different. Meli's like... part of the family.

[whatabuzz]

How is it different?

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[thelawofrhythm]

Because Meli's not in love with me.

[whatabuzz]

Well, no. You let your career cockblock that for you. And fear that you were too close to her to make it work. Trust me, I know that bit. I tried it on with Miles.

[thelawofrhythm]

Come on, Rhys... I don't think she was first in line in the "I want to fall in love with Laura" club anyway.

[whatabuzz]

You wanted an easy ride with it, did you? Bitchpls, falling in love isn't easy.

[thelawofrhythm]

No. I just don't want to have my heart break loving someone who doesn't love me.

[whatabuzz]

You and, like, everyone else in the world ever. This is what Miles said he felt with me.

[thelawofrhythm]

See, this is all the more reason I need someone really hot to fuck and clear my head.

[whatabuzz]

Not this guy. He's an axe murderer.

[thelawofrhythm]

Stop being a drama queen, Rhys. :P I didn't say I was going to marry him anyway. Just wanted to take his cock for a test drive.

[whatabuzz]

I'm your brother, I'm supposed to hate him. I'm serious, though. He has some sort of fucked up past. I just don't know what.

[thelawofrhythm]

You're not supposed to hate the people I fuck... and I haven't even fucked him. Yet. You don't hate Meli.

[whatabuzz]

I am if they're a serial killer. No, but I know her. I don't know this knob.

[thelawofrhythm]

You don't know if he's a serial killer. He could just be a really hot guy who needs a really hot fuck.

[whatabuzz]

You don't know he isn't. He could be a hot guy who really needs to rape someone.

[thelawofrhythm]

So... Would you assume that if I didn't think he was hot?

[whatabuzz]

Pretty sure ugly people can be rapists too.

[thelawofrhythm]

I thought I was supposed to be the protective one!

[whatabuzz]

My boyfriend's not a possible axe murdering rapist.