[ TEXT MESSAGE ] To Jude @ starttomakeibetter

[privateinvestigations]

Dude. She off riding cowboy cock.

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[starttomakeitbetter]

Dude... I want to fix it with her. But I don't know what the fuck to do.

[privateinvestigations]

You're obviously not fucking giving her what she needs. So you gotta find out what the fuck she needs, or she'll keep banging Woody's woody.

[starttomakeitbetter]

I get that, dude. I'm trying like hell to figure it out, because I love her and the last thing I want is for her to be gone from my life forever. I didn't mean for it to get this bad, Clitty.

[privateinvestigations]

What's so hard to figure out, though? She wears her heart on her fucking sleeve. She's one of the most bright and friendly chicks I know. What the fuck went wrong?