[TEXT] to Ange @americanskin & Clint privateinvestigations

[independenceday]

So... What can you two tell me about Sam Campbell? Just out of curiosity.

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[americanskin]

Justin's uncle? Sweet as pie, hot as fuck, gentlemanly as a Mountie, fertile as a rabbit.

[independenceday]

He asked me to see Dirty Dancing with him tonight.

[americanskin]

That's a good start. Because it could have been Chicago and that might have been weird.

[independenceday]

Why would Chicago be weird? So he's a good guy?

[americanskin]

His ex used to play Velma Kelly. Lisa Drake is his ex, Caden Drake's sister. I think it was a friendly split, though. He's an amazing guy. If you've heard otherwise, it's probably Mark, not him. They're scary identical.

[independenceday]

Oh. Yeah, that would be a bit of an awkward moment. Well, that's good. Doesn't sound like I need to be watching him out of the corner of my eye the whole night.

[americanskin]

Still, you should check Chicago out, it's incredible. Your baby bro's dad's parter's daughter and all that. No, Mark's the one out of that embryonic deal that needs watching.

[independenceday]

I'll check it out. I love going to the shows. Still say Footloose was my favorite with Stewart. LOL! Gen's got her hands full.

[americanskin]

I think us lot are in the double-digits of how many times we've seen Footloose. It never gets old. Dirty Dancing is amazing, though. Kyan makes you want to come in your panties. I hear Mark's more than one healthy handful... and considering he's an identical twin...

[independenceday]

I think my kiddo talked about Justin for a month after that. He still talks about him sometimes. Holy shit, that sounds... Well, very Dirty Dancing-esque. Wait... OMG. Well, I guess I can't complain about that. Nor would I want to.

[americanskin]

There's another little kiddo at the hospital who thinks Justin is a god. Beau was telling me about him. Oh, it is and I had to see it preggo. You sound reserved though.

[independenceday]

That's the cutest thing ever. And Justin's so good with them. I know he goes to visit the Rainbow Room whenever he can. OMG, so the hormones were raging? I am a little, but it's not because of Sam. It's because of... Well, my ex and everything. I haven't been on date in ages, and I like Sam a lot. I don't want to screw anything up. There's still this... I don't know, this weird twinge of fear. Not even really fear of Sam so much as fear that my ex will somehow know what's happening and hurt me or the boys because of it. I know he won't. He can't. It's irrational. But it fucks with me just the same.

[americanskin]

I think he understands pain. Pain is a language you can only speak if you've felt it. The more you've felt it, the better you speak it. Yes, they were raging. I nearly climbed up on stage and pushed Baby off so he would hump me instead. Thank fuck for Clitty. I understand the fear, and it's natural. But if you really feel ready to try dating again, you need to gift yourself with remembering Sam isn't your ex. Or you won't know how to truly open up to him.

[independenceday]

I can definitely understand that. I think it's why support groups can be such a good thing... to be reminded that you're not the only one and speak to people who get it. LMAO! I can almost see you doing that, too. Clitty's a hell of a friend to have, that's for sure. Sam's about the farthest thing from my ex that I can think of. I want to give him a real and fair chance.

[americanskin]

I know they can, but Justin doesn't do well in group therapy because he's not guaranteed privacy of what he reveals there. I'd probably have scared Kyan away, poor kid. You should be honest with him about your ex, so he knows what your past is.

[privateinvestigations]

He's got a giant cock, and he's badass with a defibrillator.

[independenceday]

Well, that does seem to be the overarching agreement in reference to him. So hung and a good doctor. Both good to know, in case I somehow accidentally see his cock and it gives me heart palpitations?

[privateinvestigations]

Campbell genes, they're fucking notorious for cockzillas. Don't even play nice, I know you're thinking about purposefully seeing his cock now.

[independenceday]

All of them? All hung? I... Well, maybe a little. I haven't seen a cock since yours that wasn't attached to one of my sons due to needing their butts wiped.

[privateinvestigations]

All of them. Even Justin, according to Will. Can vouch personally for Jimmy. Well, love, I promise you, I don't need my ass wiped.

[independenceday]

Why doesn't this surprise me? Will and Justin seem to be such a sweet couple, too. I've seen them a few times. Thank fuck for that. It would've made for an awkward moment or two.

[privateinvestigations]

Because I've fucked just about everyone who isn't attached at one point or another, save for the lesbians? They're good kids. I like them. That could be someone's kink, you know. Probably someone who also likes fucking incest and beastiality.