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dreamlikenewyork2015-06-14 02:28 am
noreasontorun) wrote in dreamlikenewyork2015-06-14 02:28 am
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I hate those fans that come up to Justin and shove their phones in his face all "OMGSELFIE!" and he takes one because he's nice like that. Then they tag him in their pics all "OMG THIRD SELFIE WITH HIM AND HE REMEMBERED ME! I'M SO HIS BFF NOW AND HIS FUTURE WIFE!!!!1111!!1"
No, bitch. I was the one who cleaned up his puke the first time he got trashed, laced his bully's mystery meat with laxatives, and played connect the dots on his measles with a Sharpie when we were 8. Sit down.
No, bitch. I was the one who cleaned up his puke the first time he got trashed, laced his bully's mystery meat with laxatives, and played connect the dots on his measles with a Sharpie when we were 8. Sit down.