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Jun. 14th, 2015
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Jun. 14th, 2015 02:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
noreasontorunI hate those fans that come up to Justin and shove their phones in his face all "OMGSELFIE!" and he takes one because he's nice like that. Then they tag him in their pics all "OMG THIRD SELFIE WITH HIM AND HE REMEMBERED ME! I'M SO HIS BFF NOW AND HIS FUTURE WIFE!!!!1111!!1"
No, bitch. I was the one who cleaned up his puke the first time he got trashed, laced his bully's mystery meat with laxatives, and played connect the dots on his measles with a Sharpie when we were 8. Sit down.
No, bitch. I was the one who cleaned up his puke the first time he got trashed, laced his bully's mystery meat with laxatives, and played connect the dots on his measles with a Sharpie when we were 8. Sit down.
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Jun. 14th, 2015 03:17 amsonnydaysLook, everyone! He isn't dead! He's also not in a very good mood and told me to go fuck myself on something sharp and rusty, so if I don't make it out alive, he's made good on the offer of a bitchslap.
