[ FACEBOOK ] with Paris Hart

[justalittlecrush]

"Freddie Stroma dancing to Bad Romance" (Watch on YouTube)

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[tomorrowneverknows]

Billy Willis likes this.

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaOMG. What did you do? Dare him or blackmail him?

[justalittlecrush]

Do you really think ANY of us could successfully dare or blackmail Paris Hart?

No, it's a charity campaign. FABULOUS is pitching to donate $1 to testicular cancer research for every video posted to social media of people dancing to Lady GaGa in their underwear with the hashtag #LoveYourBalls

[tomorrowneverknows]

Oh my god. Really?

[justalittlecrush]

100% truth, buddy. Ajay pitched the idea. Paris and Gen jumped at it. Later today, videos of Tristan, Adrian, Justin, Caden, Casper, and the Electricks guys are breaking.

[tomorrowneverknows]

Wait, what? My Ajay? He did this? Oh my god.

[justalittlecrush]

He said he wants to get it to $1 million for your first anniversary. Crying yet, Billy Boy?

[tomorrowneverknows]

Shut up, bitch. I can't help it. FABULOUS has always been focused on breast cancer because of their mom.

[justalittlecrush]

Which is exactly why Paris and Tristan want to back this campaign. It's not just women who need to check themselves. Lewis came up in conversation too. They want to interview him.

[tomorrowneverknows]

Shit, this is incredible. Ajay really came up with it? What did Lewis say?

[justalittlecrush]

It is, huh? I think it's epic. They're launching it now right in the middle of London Fashion Week. He's going to meet with Harley in the next few weeks.

[tomorrowneverknows]

It's BEAUTIFUL. Fuck, I have no words! I can't believe it. He didn't say a word to me.

[justalittlecrush]

Oh, I know. Trying to keep it from you was roughly as complex as planning a military operation.

[tomorrowneverknows]

I want to hate you all, but I can't, because you're amazing.

[justalittlecrush]

Don't do that, bud. Think of all the hot videos you get to watch now.

[tomorrowneverknows]

I'm a one-set-of-balls man now, Mikey. However, I will highly appreciate the, uh... artistic contribution to charity. Just promise me no one is going to ask Ajay to do one. Or I may have to punch them in the balls.

[justalittlecrush]

No, no, no. He's the orchestrator only. He's with family, we'd never do that do him.

[tomorrowneverknows]

I love you guys so hard. All of you.

[justalittlecrush]

We love you too, and we're glad all it took to keep you was losing a ball. Apparently the replacement looks and feels pretty normal.

[footprintsinthesand]

Harley Rayner loves this.

[justalittlecrush]

[footprintsinthesand]

I would act shocked, sweetheart, but I've never been an actor.

[justalittlecrush]

So, is our resident journomodel going to get into the groove in the name of a good cause? His husband better help out too.

[footprintsinthesand]

Talk about a smackdown, Mikey.

[justalittlecrush]

I'm married to a bitch. It rubs off.

[footprintsinthesand]

Yeah, I walked in on that rubbing on once, remember.

[justalittlecrush]

Trust me, buddy, you aren't the only one. Paris has a spontaneity kink. Also a desk sex kink.

[footprintsinthesand]

How the bloody hell did you survive before Paris knew you were drooling over his dick?

[justalittlecrush]

How do you think I have such toned biceps?

[soldiersheart]

I can't decide if I'm allowed to perve on this or not.

[justalittlecrush]

If I got peeved every time someone perved on my husband, I'd be locked up and rocking in a dark corner of misery somewhere.

[soldiersheart]

I have to give it to you, Mikey, you have exceptional taste in dudes.

[justalittlecrush]

Oh, I know. Trust me, I get to remind myself that every single day.

[soldiersheart]

Everyone else is all look, but no touch, and you're just touch him everywhere, all at once, with more than your hands.

[justalittlecrush]

He has a high sex drive, and he's also high maintenance. I thought being his PA required stamina.

[everythingdesigner]

I have to protest the lack of a thong.

[justalittlecrush]

You can take that up with our mini half-Aussie bitch. You witnessed the mini half-Aussie diva bitch fit about it not being called a thong.

[everythingdesigner]

I couldn't bitchfight with Justin, I'd lose.

[justalittlecrush]

Even Paris loses, and that's saying something. But you and Caden, huh? You kept that a tight secret.

[everythingdesigner]

Loses, or they're both have such prized bitch streaks, they never disagree? He was concerned about rubbing Casper's nose in things. They're still friendly.

[justalittlecrush]

I think have to agree with that latter on that. Luckily, I have never been on the receiving end of a Justin bitchfit. Casper's dating Lance Valentine. They got outed by paparazzi at Disneyland.

[everythingdesigner]

You're one of the prized select few then. He is, and I think that helped Caden feel okay about moving on.

[justalittlecrush]

I fly under the Fabulous Radar. He's got his mom, his uncle and his boyfriend all at the office to distract him. When did things start with you two?

[foreverfabulous]

That's enough about underwear. Let's get naked.

[justalittlecrush]

How is your dick ready to go again after this morning?

[foreverfabulous]

Sheer fabulous talent, darling. You know that. The London air gets me horny.

[justalittlecrush]

What was your excuse for the visit to the Mile High Club then?